10: She uses more multisyllabic words than anyone I know
9: She owns saddle shoes
8: She looks really good in those hats with the wierd webbing hangin off the front
7: She loaned me a garter belt 3 years ago and never asked for it back
6: She felt really bad about barfing in my washbucket
5: She's seen Dr. Hal's penis
4: Three words- maxi pad dress
3: She loves pork (naturally)
2: Three words- maxi pad dress
1: One word: Redhead
yay! (and yum)
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9: She owns saddle shoes
8: She looks really good in those hats with the wierd webbing hangin off the front
7: She loaned me a garter belt 3 years ago and never asked for it back
6: She felt really bad about barfing in my washbucket
5: She's seen Dr. Hal's penis
4: Three words- maxi pad dress
3: She loves pork (naturally)
2: Three words- maxi pad dress
1: One word: Redhead
yay! (and yum)
2:
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Re: Top Ten reasons I *heart* Sadie
Fri, March 11, 2005 - 12:24 PM10 - The blame I get for everything that goes wrong at Burning Man
9 - Whiskey and herring
8 - She can remember stuff from when she was completely wasted then make a catchy rap out of the story a year later
7 - when she jumped behind the HOTD bar and sprinkled everyone's drinks with playa dust from her boot
6 - whiskey and whores
5 - the new and improved interactive loadie beacon at the HOTD was really her pouring whiskey from a boot from on top of our bar structure
4 - her annual bar fist
3 - did I mention the whiskey?
2 - the way she can make rhythmic blow job sounds into a microphone while jamming with the band
...and the #1 reason I *heart* Sadie...
1 - my soiled barka lounger
